NO! You gone and reached out to ALL MY EYE AND BETTY MARTIN MUSIC. Never mind.
A resounding Welcome and request that you hold out your shitty arm for a shitty handshake hairy
pigs and y'all alike,
In sincerest gratitude ALL MY EYE AND BETTY MARTIN MUSIC (aka AME) would like to offer something in return for what was (little did you realise sweet thing), nothing short of a PURE and SELFLESS act of goodness.
Possessing a tireless affinity with that which has been stuck like a pinch of horrible, smelly dirt, under a stone, AME shall now make it life's endeavour to give that SAME opportunity to that which would have possibly never even seen the light of day like bits of stinking putrid horrible lumps of disgusting dirt stuck under stones. You can DRAG them out into the grim. And in doing so, good God, transform them into simply irresistible, exquisite lumps of interest blessed with the gift of immortality.
CHRIST! Consider all those sought and ached after possibilities you have yearned hopelessly and kinda' pathetically for over the years.....OH! Ponder damn you, the availability and pricelessness, of all those special recordings! Such as... solo/related odds and sods by those pigs CARDIACS past and present (e.g. that pig W.D DRAKE ex-CARDIACS keyboarder/composer, or the vile pussycat sounds of KATHERINE IN A CUPBOARD fronted by that pig BOB LEITH, famed for drumming his little heart black with those CARDIACS, here now given the chance to sing like a bird, horrible, but intriguing), and oh so much more, so much more. In fact anything which catches ALL MY EYE AND BETTY MARTIN MUSIC's hairy eye will be dragged out if it's worth it, even with a struggling useless little kick and scream in it's paltry, ineffectual defence. Because, at the end of the day, it will thank ALL MY EYE AND BETTY MARTIN MUSIC for the tussle, solely for it's own availability to needy, yet kind and thoughtful YOU. Cheers!
With no further ado, climb we all out of the shitty mud together like overly grateful PIGS with a resounding hoo-hahh and WELCOME into the grim the unsuspecting
SPRATLEYS JAPS, a band with their PONY album and their single HAZEL .
GO NOW AND CHECK OUT THE WEB SITE OF SPRATLEYS JAPS
OH GOD! WATCH THIS SPACE......
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